it’s that time of the month gang, let’s get those ads in for the next issue of Mothers News, “The Only Newspaper On Earth”…
ads start at just $10. and if you prepay for 3 months, we give you a 4th month at no additional cost. go to “advertise.html” by clicking on this large bell:
or by clicking on this sick TCB patch designed by Elvis Aaron Presley:
ARE YOU READY TO TCB? then take the TCB oath:
More self-respect, more respect for fellow man.
Respect for fellow students and instructors.
Respect for all styles and techniques.
Body conditioning, mental conditioning, meditation for calming and stilling of the mind and body.
Sharpen your skills, increase mental awareness, for all those that might choose a new outlook and personal philosophy.
Freedom from constipation.
All techniques into one.
Elvis Presley 8th
Applying all techniques into one.
then: download TCB.mid to your telephone and set it as your ringtone.
“A monthly treat, its understated New England charm belies the paper’s towering ambition: nothing less that to produce a vital and consistently readable newspaper that pays for itself every single month in an era when we are told the newspaper is dead. Jake’s seemingly ad-libbed observations on the months of the year and various quotidian facets of life resonate with surprising profundity, sometimes sticking in my head all month. Always warm and hilarious, but never below the belt, Mother’s News, like all great newspapers, builds community.”
in other news, the wikipedia page is getting deleted, for understandable reasons (lack of secondary sources). that’s ok though because we really are (as erick says) lifelong members of the underground criminal scumbag community! here’s what i’m like:
Providence was intended to be a place where the best minds on Earth could gather, live, and find new ways of doing everything in hopes of giving the world a peaceful future. Providence is open to all who wish to immigrate there, though all residents must undergo various psychological and skills tests.
that sounds about right.